So we have a new house and we kinda skipped having any house warming party because of the wedding. But now the wedding is over and its time to have a(nother) party! So mark the date, Saturday, August 11th. We will be partying hardy. All are welcome. For directions, google it: 9523 Cedargrove, Clarkston. The party starts at 5 PM and goes until the old people pass out.

If you feel like it, bring a bottle of booze to stock our bar and we'll feed you and keep you mighty drunk! Don't be a skeptic! I have had plenty of practice with getting drunk!